ahrenstringer:

#FREEJOELBIRCH

ahrenstringer:

#FREEJOELBIRCH

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via the-colder-harbour)

lonelyandcompany:

captaingumdrop:

ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.

(via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

cigabrettemichaels:

coral-fangs:

comealongmisspond:

vajoochie:

how do boys look good without makeup

Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it

shots fired

Holy shit

(via so-come-and-get-us)

cartel:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(Quelle: liloury, via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

dontwearbras:

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahhahaha so good 

(via so-come-and-get-us)

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

(Quelle: ivegotmagic, via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Quelle: niadil, via so-come-and-get-us)

stoner-th0ughts:

audreylyn:

Omg I can’t

IM SCREAMING

(Quelle: jerryspringers, via so-come-and-get-us)

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - The House Of Wolves

(via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

siriusly-this-is-riddikulus:

yeahwriters:

risarodil:

rickylamoreaux:

airgillett720:

fred-george-weasley:

doncarlosi:

99pinkproblems:

risarodil:

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OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

That’s actually really fucking cool!

I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE A POST SO COOL LIKE THIS

NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE

*cries quietly because I’m on the tumblr app*

Person who made this— “You’re a wizard”

I’m.. I’m a what?

YOU’RE A WIZARD, RISA

And a thumpin’ good’n I’d wager!

(via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

metaphoricalanchor:

alright listen

just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm

just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship

just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean you cant have anxiety or socializing issues

just because you have a good day doesnt mean you cant have depression

Do not let your perception of how your struggle should be silence you. Your problems are real and they deserve attention.

(Quelle: nonchalantcroissant, via peter-pan-is-my-patronus)

ask-slender-woman:

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

I would guess that the male body is similar

(Quelle: biencorrect, via ohh-so-personal)